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Beautiful women as soccer analysis
By: Robert |
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In an effort to make soccer analysis more enjoyable I’ve decided to forgo the usual player ranking system of 1-10 for a more enticing system of attractive female pictures. The premise will remain exactly the same, the better the performance the hotter the female. In fact since almost all soccer performance is subjective we will [...]
Category: Game Analysis
Stephen Colbert for FC Dallas fan president.
By: Robert | 3 Comments
Last year I tried to get an attractive famous Dallas resident to be the official FC Dallas celebrity fan. I got all the way to a meeting with the people of Playmate Amber Campisi (she has clothes in this picture) before they decided against it. This year I’m swinging for the fences, Stephen Colbert for [...]
Category: Celebrity FanLandon Donovan is lying to Nike
By: Robert | 9 Comments
Nike spot
I really do like this new Nike campaign “My Better is better than your Better.” Makes me wanna get out there and prove some people wrong. But in watching this spot I realized that Nike has been punked. Check the: 35 mark, we see the back of a then unknown athlete running down a [...]
Category: Talking TrashHas David Beckham lost it already?
By: Robert | 2 Comments
Last year when the Beckham injury tour reached Dallas there was outrage in the local community that tickets had reached almost NFL levels while Goldenballs himself was unfit to play.
In the days leading up to the Englishman’s absence all the local newspapers ran stories about the beautiful game and whether David Beckham was really [...]
Category: Team NewsFire. Peter. Nowak.
By: Robert | 11 Comments
Dax McCarty was great last night, he fought for every ball throughout the middle of the pitch, passed better than I’ve ever seen him and he even almost scored what would have been a ridiculous goal from 30 yards out. It’s obvious I have not given the kid enough praise on these here interwebs, but [...]
Category: Game AnalysisPeter Nowak is on notice
By: Robert | 2 Comments
First off let me say congrats to Dax McCarty for making Coach Peter Nowak’sU-23 Olympic team; now that that’s out of the way, FIRE COACH PETER NOWAK! I never thought I’d get to a European level of ridiculousness and seriously consider firing a coach simply for not picking a player but Nowak’s decision to leave [...]
Category: Team NewsI wanna see your booty…
By: Robert | 1 Comment
After reading that season ticket sales have slumped for this upcoming season (I feel dirty reading anything from a Dreamsicle site) I’ve started coming up with marketing ideas to help bring people to the stadium. Illogical solutions like move Pizza Hut Park to Dallas were ignored because we don’t have the technology Springfield has in [...]
Category: I wanna see your booty...Grab your wallets, we got new kits!
By: Robert | 3 Comments
As MLS clubs continue to try and bolster their profit margins, each new season comes replete with a new kit to drop $69.95 on. A few days ago the team released this year’s version and if you couldn’t tell from the subtle contempt in my opening sentence I am not a fan. Allow me to [...]
Category: Team News2008 FC Dallas preview: Forwards
By: Robert | No Comments
(part three of three, maybe four)
Allow me to start off with an apology. I had no idea the Texas primary process would still be nationally relevant this late in the campaign season and since everyone’s favorite Offside blog about FC Dallas has a blogger working in the local media I’ve been forced into following [...]
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