The search for a celebrity fan.

By: Robert | June 12th, 2007

Because I’m not only interested in FC Dallas being the best team but also in creating the best fan experience and support, today I’m launching a national search. We’re going to find a celebrity fan and not just one, I want to get three. The way I see it D.C. has Nelly Furtado pandering to the local crowd in a United jersey and LA has Landon’s wife. So we must counter their two celebritiy fans with three. Why three? Because everything is bigger in Texas. So here’s a list of celebrity women (approx. 21-35 years old) born in Dallas…I’ll get to the men later. All the pictures are work safe; you have no idea how hard it was searching for all work safe pictures. Some of them are porn stars and for some reason they take a lot of explicit pictures, but anything for the Hoops, right?

Amy Acker, Amber Campisi, Tara Conner, Jessica Drake, April Ennis, Parisa Fakhri, Misty Giles, Katie Gold, Jersey Jaxin, Jacqueline Johnson, Kylah Kim, Christine Lakin, Tiffany Limos, J.J Nolan, Melanie Stone, Trinity James

So who do you like? And no, you can’t pick them all its time to make some decisions.

Our best bet is appealing to their sense of Texas-pride and going from there. I’m going to work on a letter to send out; I’ll post it here first and see if anyone has any suggestions. We’ll get this done, because this is Dallas, where the FC stands for “Full Confidence.”

HOOPS PRIDE!

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• Peter |  June 12th, 2007 at 11:15 am

  
  
  

  Am I allowed to vote “all of the above”?

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• Clint |  June 12th, 2007 at 11:17 am

  
  
  

  Don’t worry about getting to the men later. I’m pretty sure we can skip them. Plenty of good candidates your list already.

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• Laurie |  June 12th, 2007 at 12:28 pm

  
  
  

  Don’t the Bush twins have some sort of Texas connection? And we know they like soccer — they were almost enough to make Maradona abandon Boca Juniors. Forget those other bimbos — these two bimbos would be more than enough.

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• Carol |  June 12th, 2007 at 5:38 pm

  
  
  

  Yeah, see here is where you lost me While I appreciate the idea of celebrity fans, voting for porn stars just isn’t what I want to read about here. I’m not a prude (believe me, if you knew anything about me you’d laugh at the mere idea of that), but I’d rather focus on the football.

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• Angela |  June 12th, 2007 at 11:21 pm

  
  
  

  In Robert’s defense, this isn’t just about porn stars. All of those famous people aren’t porn stars. I found it light hearted and entertaining…recognizing it was a light day. Though, I do look forward to other in depth critiques of FCD players and the team as a whole.

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