Game Analysis
What went right, what went wrong, what I can make up with out people knowing the difference.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CLARK!
By: Scott |
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An open letter to Clark Hunt…
You dont know me from adam. I am just another one of those nameless pundant/fans that used to flock to your stadium to watch the Hoops…FCD..or whatever they are called these days. The last two games have been great. We have won. We have played soccer [...]
Look up ‘Terrible’ in the dictionary
By: Robert | 8 Comments
It didn’t take long for the people over at dictionary.com to add to their definition of “terrible…”
Category: Game AnalysisMLS’ Worst XI
By: Robert | 7 Comments
Dario Sala, Duilio Davino, Pablo Ricchetti, Abe Thompson, Juan Toja, Andre Rocha, Arturo Alvarez, Drew Moor, Adrian Serioux, Anthony Wallace, Kenny Cooper
That’s it, that’s the list. If you can’t tell that’s yesterday’s lineup from the public beating match versus the LA Galaxy. Those guys were terrible, an absolute embarrassment to the Hoops shirt. I don’t [...]
Category: Game AnalysisLife as a soccer fan in America and the New England/FC Dallas game recap.
By: Robert | 3 Comments
“You want to watch what?!?” Samantha asked.
“Soccer” I replied.
“I-I-I don’t think we get that.”
“Just turn to ESPN2”
And with that, my adventure began. I didn’t want to watch the FC Dallas/New England Revolution game at home so I decided to go somewhere where soccer was not king (pretty easy to find…I chose Buffalo Wild Wings), attempt [...]
Category: Game AnalysisBeautiful women rank soccer players.
By: Robert | 1 Comment
Welcome once again to my world famous player ranking system…the one with girls. By now you should already understand the concept. Better play = more attractive women. But if for some reason you need a refresher course, here’s the original concept.
Today, we’re discussing the Hoops 2-0 win over Chivas USA. If you missed my [...]
Category: Game Analysis50 Cent writes a song for FC Dallas!!!
By: Robert | No Comments
I don’t want to turn this “music lyrics as form of sports analysis” into a regular thing here because I’m sure it’s been done before somewhere else. But sometimes inspiration strikes and yesterday while I was at the gym (longtime readers will remember something like this is my New Year’s resolution) 50 Cent’s “I Get [...]
Category: Game AnalysisBobby “the Brain” Heenan discusses FC Dallas, Beckham and more.
By: Robert | 1 Comment
Welcome to an extra-special FC Dallas post, today I have “put together” an “interview” with former wrestler/manager/wrestling commentator and legend Bobby “the Brain” Heenan. If you don’t know the man’s work, where were you in the 80s?
But have no fear I tracked down a clip of his stuff on Youtube (although I’ll be honest, [...]
Category: Game AnalysisPlayer Rankings…with girls!!!
By: Robert | 4 Comments
Welcome to the world’s most favorite player ranking system, the one with the girls. If you missed my New York Red Bull game recap check it out here. But if you just want to see scantily dressed, beautiful women stop reading now and skip ahead.
If anyone was looking for another reason to root for [...]
Category: Game AnalysisGuns and Roses, FC Dallas, what more do you need?
By: Robert | 4 Comments
I was thinking of ways to help transform Pizza Hut Park into one of the world’s most imposing places to play, right along the likes of Estadio da Luz, La Bombonera and anywhere in Italy where they throw motorcycles, pig head’s and refrigerators off the top balcony when “Welcome to the Jungle” came on (It’s [...]
Category: Game AnalysisTony Kornheiser is wrong about America (and why he probably needs to re-think his views on soccer)
By: Robert | 4 Comments
“It’s not our game” – Tony Kornheiser
Words we’ve heard over the airwaves many times whenever the beautiful game is discussed on PTI. These four words are used to hide the fact Tony Kornheiser knows little about soccer other than the existence of Pelé and David Beckham. And although we know his “our” is a euphemism [...]
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