Talking Trash
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By: Scott |
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Our last South American mistake….
With the holidays over I am in the mood to talk soccer. In the off-season there isnt much going with FC Dallas on Worldcup way. But the one thing that still makes me want to pull my hair out is the bus drivers incessant need to play this is [...]
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Why Eddie Johnson failed at Fulham.
By: Robert | 4 Comments
I know this has nothing to do with FC Dallas and I don’t want to step on TimmyG’s toes over at the Fulham blog. But their season is finally over and I wanted to discuss what we have all seen transpire in England because I have recently found photographic evidence that Eddie Johnson’s foray into [...]
Category: Talking TrashFC Dallas to Manchester United: Bring it on!!!
By: Robert | 3 Comments
If FC Dallas is not better than Manchester United then we’re the closest ones. (shout out to Jay-Z)
Yeah, you read that right.
No wait, lemme change something.
FC Dallas is better than Manchester United.
Okay, I’m getting a bit carried away.
As you can tell I’m feeling real good right now. Another 2-0 victory, this time over everyone’s [...]
Category: Talking TrashLaughing at Houston
By: Robert | 2 Comments
This has been done before, I know, but not by me therefore it’s new (in a Goodwill/Salvation Army kind of way).
It’s a well known fact that I really don’t like Houston and its been awhile since I made fun of it. Anyone that’s ever been there will tell you that Houston changes who you [...]
Category: Talking TrashLandon Donovan is lying to Nike
By: Robert | 9 Comments
Nike spot
I really do like this new Nike campaign “My Better is better than your Better.” Makes me wanna get out there and prove some people wrong. But in watching this spot I realized that Nike has been punked. Check the: 35 mark, we see the back of a then unknown athlete running down a [...]
Category: Talking TrashLandon Donovan: Hypocrite
By: Robert | 6 Comments
“’ I can promise everyone that I never meant to upset people or make [them] hate me.” Landon Donovan, 2005
I think we can all agree that this quote is the biggest lie told by someone representing our country since they said that the Iraq War would pay for itself (or when Bill Clinton said he [...]
Category: Talking TrashLandon Donovan is on notice
By: Robert | 3 Comments
I tried to be congenial towards Landon Donovan, I honestly did. Attacks that would never be permitted by Kyle Beckerman or any member of the Houston Dreamsicles were allowed because Landon Donovan wears the US shirt fairly well (although Texas’ own Clint Dempsey wears it better) but no more, from this moment on Landon Donovan [...]
Category: Talking TrashBrian Ching said what?!?
By: Robert | No Comments
I’ve done alot of serious and informational stuff recently and I’ve wanted to get back to doing something light-hearted and fun for awhile, I was just looking for a reason. Well Brian Ching (I got a friend that likes to call him Chingy) basically sent me a message the other day that was postmarked “Robert, [...]
Category: Talking TrashMaking fun of Houston Dynamo fans.
By: Robert | No Comments
I know someone’s probably thinking “Why are you picking on the Dynamo? They don’t have a blogger to defend themselves.” Well allow me to preemptively respond to that criticism; Dreamsicle fans can’t read or write, so they can’t see what I am saying and even if they could they wouldn’t be able to respond, so [...]
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