

Team News
Steve Morrow files his unemployment papers
By: Robert |Here I was all ready to boycott any FC Dallas discussions for a day and post a review of the new McDonald’s Southern Style Chicken sandwich in protest of their recent poor play and the Hoops go and fire their coach (for any European readers that means they sacked their manager) thus negating any possible [...]
Where is FC Dallas?
By: Robert |Its been waaay too long since I’ve been able to post. In the time that has passed I’ve left my position as a radio station producer to go work in television (TV money is far superior) and that transition has taken me away from my Hoops. But the biggest reason I’ve been unable to get [...]
Why is this item on sale?
By: Robert |Allow me to deviate a minute from remarks and player ratings, regarding Sunday’s Houston disaster, to discuss something that for some reason irks me to no end. The other day I was searching the FC Dallas online store to find how much a Hoops scarf would cost to send to Stephen Colbert (yes I am [...]
Has David Beckham lost it already?
By: Robert |Last year when the Beckham injury tour reached Dallas there was outrage in the local community that tickets had reached almost NFL levels while Goldenballs himself was unfit to play.
In the days leading up to the Englishman’s absence all the local newspapers ran stories about the beautiful game and whether David Beckham was really [...]
Peter Nowak is on notice
By: Robert |First off let me say congrats to Dax McCarty for making Coach Peter Nowak’sU-23 Olympic team; now that that’s out of the way, FIRE COACH PETER NOWAK! I never thought I’d get to a European level of ridiculousness and seriously consider firing a coach simply for not picking a player but Nowak’s decision to leave [...]
Grab your wallets, we got new kits!
By: Robert |As MLS clubs continue to try and bolster their profit margins, each new season comes replete with a new kit to drop $69.95 on. A few days ago the team released this year’s version and if you couldn’t tell from the subtle contempt in my opening sentence I am not a fan. Allow me to [...]
When MLS to Europe doesn’t make sense.
By: Robert |Welcome back, of sorts, I had planned to be back up and running full time earlier this week but with the election coming here and my job being in the media, real life has interceded. But before I get to my preview of this upcoming FC Dallas campaign I want to discuss a trend that [...]
Okay, I can’t breathe.
By: Robert |The internet went out at my apartment late last night (Time Warner this is an all too frequent an occurrence, fix it now) and instead of me working on getting it up and running I went to sleep; and after a morning meeting and an afternoon trip to the gym (something like this is my [...]
FC Dallas fun!
By: Robert |The off-season can be soo boring, so here’s some FC Dallas fun to help pass the time. Yes, I stole this idea from Deadspin, sue me. No wait considering my bank account, please don’t sue me, all I have of value are Simpson DVDs and a book on conspiracy theories.
But here’s the 2007 FC [...]
The death knell still sounds
By: Robert |I’m finally back from vacation and got my computer back up and running, but alas it was too late to spur a change in the Hoops fate. I’ve got plans on how to run this site during the offseason so I’ll still be here but in Dallas today the FC stands for “forgotten contender.”
HOOPS PRIDE!









