http://dallas.theoffside.com News from FC Dallas MLS team Sun, 28 Sep 2008 05:11:25 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en It looks like the Hoops may finally land a coveted shirt sponsor; The Dallas News is reporting that the Hoops are in the process of negotiating a five year deal with a few unnamed sponsors. But it doesn’t sound like things are going smoothly "As far as a timeline, we'd ... http://dallas.theoffside.com/humor/wheres-our-sponsor.html Just like Jeff Cunningham’s career the FC Dallas blog has been resurrected. I’m Louis, a 21 year old college student who loves the beautiful game. I like to watch a little bit of everything but my favorite is MLS and the US National Team. I’m thrilled to be writing for ... http://dallas.theoffside.com/housekeeping/fc-dallas-has-a-new-blogger.html Here I was all ready to boycott any FC Dallas discussions for a day and post a review of the new McDonald’s Southern Style Chicken sandwich in protest of their recent poor play and the Hoops go and fire their coach (for any European readers that means they sacked their ... http://dallas.theoffside.com/team-news/steve-morrow-files-his-unemployment-papers.html It didn’t take long for the people over at dictionary.com to add to their definition of “terrible…” Ugh, we suck. There’s no other way to put it than to compile a list of movies I’d rather watch again on an endless loop for a week, than any 10mins of that monstrosity ... http://dallas.theoffside.com/game-analysis/look-up-terrible-in-the-dictionary.html Dario Sala, Duilio Davino, Pablo Ricchetti, Abe Thompson, Juan Toja, Andre Rocha, Arturo Alvarez, Drew Moor, Adrian Serioux, Anthony Wallace, Kenny Cooper That’s it, that’s the list. If you can’t tell that’s yesterday’s lineup from the public beating match versus the LA Galaxy. Those guys were terrible, an absolute embarrassment to ... http://dallas.theoffside.com/game-analysis/mls-worst-xi.html I know this has nothing to do with FC Dallas and I don't want to step on TimmyG's toes over at the Fulham blog. But their season is finally over and I wanted to discuss what we have all seen transpire in England because I have recently found photographic evidence ... http://dallas.theoffside.com/talking-trash/why-eddie-johnson-failed-at-fulham.html Its been waaay too long since I've been able to post. In the time that has passed I've left my position as a radio station producer to go work in television (TV money is far superior) and that transition has taken me away from my Hoops. But the biggest reason ... http://dallas.theoffside.com/team-news/where-is-fc-dallas.html “You want to watch what?!?” Samantha asked. “Soccer” I replied. “I-I-I don’t think we get that.” “Just turn to ESPN2” And with that, my adventure began. I didn’t want to watch the FC Dallas/New England Revolution game at home so I decided to go somewhere where soccer was not king (pretty easy to find…I ... http://dallas.theoffside.com/game-analysis/life-as-a-soccer-fan-in-america-and-the-new-englandfc-dallas-game-recap.html Welcome once again to my world famous player ranking system…the one with girls. By now you should already understand the concept. Better play = more attractive women. But if for some reason you need a refresher course, here’s the original concept. Today, we’re discussing the Hoops 2-0 win over Chivas ... http://dallas.theoffside.com/game-analysis/beautiful-women-rank-soccer-players.html I don’t want to turn this “music lyrics as form of sports analysis” into a regular thing here because I’m sure it’s been done before somewhere else. But sometimes inspiration strikes and yesterday while I was at the gym (longtime readers will remember something like this is my New Year’s ... http://dallas.theoffside.com/game-analysis/50-cent-writes-a-song-for-fc-dallas.html