Comments on: Beautiful women as soccer analysis

By: Brian

Brian — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 01:49:40 +0000

Seeing as #8 is open, I will throw out the requisite supermodel who's got more going on besides the skinniness: Heidi Klum

By: Robert

Robert — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:22:06 +0000

Uh oh, I beg forgiveness of you. Seriously though I thought about her and then started having more fun trashing celebrities. I don’t know where I’d put her though, I just can’t think of the soccer equivalent of “hit Brad Pitt in face with jar wrapped in table cloth.”

By: CSD

CSD — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:44:29 +0000

How dare you leave off Angelina Jolie…

By: Robert

Robert — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:34:50 +0000

Heidi Montag negative 5?!? Wow, there seems to be a little bitterness there, you must tell. I don't watch reality TV so I had to google her just to find out who she was. But because you're not a fan here's pictures of her plastic surgery for you to mock her about. I always think of Drew Barrymore from ET, rehab, being divorced by Tom Green and the other one in Charlie's Angels. I know it sounds bitter but I don't have a reason for it.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:22:59 +0000

Yeah, 7 is about right. Winslet is the player you always rely on but not necessarily the one you get crazy excited to go see.

Heidi Montag could be a negative 5.

Drew Barrymore? Little bit hipster, little bit perky, but rocks the couture at times. I dunno, I guess she could be a six too.

I’m not helping.

By: Robert

Robert — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:07:28 +0000

“Kate Winslet – smart, classy professional”

Sounds like a seven to me. MLS could use alot more performances like that. Although Kate was born in Reading so I’m not sure she’d like to be linked to Fulham but that’s minutiae. Also I never liked Titanic too girly for my tastes, but seven seems about right.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:59:07 +0000

Kate Winslet – smart, classy, professional. She’s like McBride scoring against Everton this weekend. She’s that MLS veteran who consistently shows up and gives 100% every time.

I’ll probably come up with more later…

By: Robert

Robert — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:49:29 +0000

Ohh, Lindsay I forgot about her, she’s gotta be a three. Last time she looked good was Mean Girls but Im not sure she was even legal then and that’s a HUGE question mark. And I think I’ve settled on huge question marks being a three.

By: Ian

Ian — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:23:03 +0000

I would nominate Lindsay Lohan, but I’m not sure which of the low numbers I would put her. Maybe a special LL award for self-destructive behavior, ie own goals or Mark Kerr passbacks.