Please Help

By: Robert | October 26th, 2007

Be on the look out for the FC Dallas offense; if seen please contact coach Steve Morrow at Pizza Hut Park.

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Last seen: October 6th, 2007 in Columbus, OH

Description: An ultra-physical forward with a penchant for late-game heroics and possibly MLS’ greatest (worst) hair, a burgeoning play-maker with creativity to spare, the world’s largest nimble toed forward, an historic talent in desperate need of a turn-back-the-clock performance, an incredibly-quick forward lacking in control, the league’s best two-way threat, a youthful attacker with limitless potential but empty in results and the hardest working no-name forward you’ll ever see.

Tommorrow, on my birthday, I want Dallas to make sure the FC stands for “frequent chances.”

HOOPS PRIDE!

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