Comments on: The Houston Disaster…part 2 (the rankings…with girls!)

By: Nelson

Nelson — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 04:15:35 +0000

sex tape or not kardashian is NOT a five…i would say at least 7

By: Robert

Robert — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 03:44:23 +0000

You may be right, I wrote that Rosalyn Sanchez may underrated and in doing that I may have underrated her myself, I guess I should go back and watch Rush Hour 2 and some Without a Trace re-runs.

Drew Barrymore is a six because of this girl from the past. I tried hard to not make her a seven because well…you can guess.

And no I’m not a fan of anorexic skinny girls at all.

By: Isaiah

Isaiah — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 02:53:35 +0000

And by skinny I mean anoxeric thin. Cause ain’t a single one of those women up there anywhere near normal sized.

By: Isaiah

Isaiah — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 02:53:00 +0000

Your system is good, but I have to question Rosalyn Sanchez being tied with Drew Barrymore. Your 6 rating is “Very beautiful but for some reason not thought very highly of, seems like a soccer six.” I have to disagree, though.

If you want to put Barrymore as a 6, by all means, do so, but Rosalyn Sanchez would apply to a 7 to me in that “Nothing spectacular, but definitely got the job done,” kind of way.

And you sure don’t like skinny girls, do you? Which is why Kardashian’s 5 is kind of out of place (though your defense is very valid).

By: Robert

Robert — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 00:30:40 +0000

Melissa,

I know in theory we are playing a 3-5-2 and we even have 5 midfielders on the field, but neither wing player gets forward enough for me to call it a 3-5-2. In fact if someone said it was a 5-3-2 I wouldn’t argue much.

And yes Sala may not recuperate as fast as he wants to anymore but he can still make all those great reflex saves and position himself better than just about anyone in the league. Or as you said “holy sh*t [he's] like a wall.”

By: Robert

Robert — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 23:57:09 +0000

Now I’ll admit Kim Kardashian is very beautiful but in my original post, where I created this ranking system, I made a sex tape joke, something about “needing to re-watch that performance to find something I liked”. That particular line sounded like a soccer 5 to me.

I wont argue against your dispute because you could easily make the point that she’s a seven but think about this the only real thing of note she’s done, besides being born to some rich guy and having some really good genes, is have sex on camera. And unless she’s going into the adult film industry “Doggystyle” is not something you can really put on a resume.

By: Jon

Jon — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 23:37:38 +0000

Kim Kardashian is only a 5???????? WHAT!

By: Melissa

Melissa — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 22:00:46 +0000

She’s the one who got wrapped in hot towels on that show in order to drop a few pounds. Very unconventional weight loss method… that didn’t work anyways.

Are you guys playing that rumored 3-5-3? I only saw the Chivas game and holy sh*t that Sala is like a wall.

By: Dave Martinez

Dave Martinez — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 21:52:48 +0000

LOL Robert I have to give it to ya brother – you just made me literally laugh out loud.

By: Robert

Robert — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:52:39 +0000

I didn’t know who the Snapple Lady even was so I looked her up and it says she was on Celebrity Fit Club 1 AND 2 because apparently one season wasn’t good enough. The worst part about it is you still can’t tell she did anything but put the fork down.