Brian Ching said what?!?

I’ve done alot of serious and informational stuff recently and I’ve wanted to get back to doing something light-hearted and fun for awhile, I was just looking for a reason. Well Brian Ching (I got a friend that likes to call him Chingy) basically sent me a message the other day that was postmarked “Robert, here’s something to write about this coming week.” Before the FC Dallas/Houston Dreamsicle game Brian Ching said when the team moved to Houston he wasn’t aware of the rivalry between Dallas and his new, mistake of a ‘-burgh’ home a couple hours down I-45; which doesn’t shock me because Brian Ching is about as smart as a sinkful of dirty spoons, even with his accounting degree. He went on to say in that interview that he has learned to hate Dallas and well, you know how I react when people say that. Brian Ching will be treated no differently.

I decided to write a song for him; here’s the musical accompaniment, its a ukulele piece. Brian Ching is from Hawaii (Natasha Kai is better) so it just seems right…the audio clip is really short so get the melody in your head and go from there or just keep re-starting it.

I call this song “Off the Post.”

Chorus
Off the post
the best he can do is off the post
He might think he is better than most
he’s dumber than toast
He’s off the post

Verse 1
Brian Ching is an idiot
took two hours to watch 60 minutes
He gets a bowl when its chilly outside
to put it on his fries
He’s off the post

Chorus 2x

Verse 2
When its Halloween
I grab a Chingy mask and make people scream
He looks like what gets stuck to my shoe
when I’m walking in poo
He’s off the post.

Chorus 2x

Verse 3
We all know he flops to the turf
For some reason he likes to surf
I guess that means he’ll be hitting the water
His belt is a garter
He’s off the post

Chorus

Don’t mess with Dallas because the FC stands for “fervently creating.”

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