Landon Donovan is on notice

By: Robert | September 25th, 2007
   

I tried to be congenial towards Landon Donovan, I honestly did. Attacks that would never be permitted by Kyle Beckerman or any member of the Houston Dreamsicles were allowed because Landon Donovan wears the US shirt fairly well (although Texas’ own Clint Dempsey wears it better) but no more, from this moment on Landon Donovan is on notice that regardless of national affiliation he will be attacked ad nauseaum.

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In case you forgot his transgressions on July 31st in the final match of group play in the Superliga, Mr. Bianca Kajlich scored a goal in the 84th minute and proceeded to run towards the Dallas fans and simulate slitting the throat of each and every one of them. And to add insult to insult, three days ago when Mr. “I’m-afraid-to-leave-home-because-the-big-bad-wolf-will-eat-me” scored a penalty and had the ball roll back out the net so he struck it again while giving ‘keeper Dario Sala the type of cold stare his wife must have taught him because at 5’8”, 158 he’s not built to back up any type of threat. He would have gotten away with each act of aggression if both times someone didn’t have to remind the ref that what Landycakes did was against the rules.

So from now on it’s on, Landon Donovan is public enemy number, well I don’t know but he’s a public enemy in Dallas where for him the FC now stands for “forget congeniality.”

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  • Scott |  September 25th, 2007 at 12:44 pm

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    What is with the absolute worst teams in the league having the cockiest players? It’s like they are proud that they suck.

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  • matt |  September 25th, 2007 at 10:48 pm

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    what’s with donovan’s rediculous receading hair line? time for a buzz cut because that forehead, or fivehead, is getting HUGE.

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  • hutchtx |  September 27th, 2007 at 11:32 am

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    Having been at the July 31st game, almost right where Mr. Donovan showed true character (or lack thereof). . . I can’t agree more. So, why, oh, why, did FCD have to lose to his team again (okay, I KNOW why)? Blech. . .

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