Laughing at Houston

By: Robert | April 9th, 2008

This has been done before, I know, but not by me therefore it’s new (in a Goodwill/Salvation Army kind of way).

It’s a well known fact that I really don’t like Houston and its been awhile since I made fun of it. Anyone that’s ever been there will tell you that Houston changes who you are and not in a good way, so much so that if celebrities were actually born and raised there it would change there entire appearance.

Therefore I present to you: Celebrities, if they were from Houston.

Pam Anderson

John Travolta

Jennifer Aniston


Gwen Stefani


Ashlee Simpson

Tara Reid

Sharon Stone

Ann Coulter

I don’t know about you but I think the Jennifer Aniston one was the best, although the Ann Coulter and Sharon Stone pictures are classics. The Tara Reid picture though looks more like someone had access to a future camera than handy Photoshop work.

That’s it for now but tonight in Dallas the FC stands for “frequently cackling” at those bums down south.

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Category: Talking Trash

Tags: Ann Coulter, Ashlee Simpson, Gwen Stefani, Houston, Houston Dreamsicles, Jennifer Aniston, John Travolta, Pam Anderson, Sharon Stone, Talking Trash, Tara Reid

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• Melissa |  April 9th, 2008 at 11:35 pm

  
  
  

  Dreamsicle fans are so nice, they don’t even bother to comment on your insults. I knocked the Galaxy last week and got nasty messages for days. Whats up with that?

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• Robert |  April 10th, 2008 at 1:51 am

  
  
  

  I think because I’ve been doing it for so long, its just something people have come to expect. Death, taxes, the sun rising in the east, Donald Trump taking himself way too seriously and me making fun of Houston and their Dreamsicles, if one of those was ever to cease who knows what might happen.

  Although I’ll be honest I forgot they were even playing and posted this just about the time their CCC match with Saprissa started, if they had won someone would have said something, I wouldn’t have cared but I’m sure I could have predicted the results. It may still happen…

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